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[timeshares]

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[freckledninja]

Not really what I expected. And it's kind of lonely down here, isn't it?

I guess with ten heads he has plenty of company though?

[The smell is gross and that creeping feeling of something not being right is only getting worse instead of going away like Mikey hoped. But then he smiles because he doesn't wanna be MEAN to the dragon]

Hey, big guy.

[timeshares]

We had to renovate the hold...


... Keeping him wasn't my idea at all.

[He moves forward, and all 10 heads focus on him with predatory interest. Most of them hiss, rearing back for a strike...

Luke opens the pizza boxes and throws it at the dragon's feet.

The ten heads snap at each other a fet times, vying for dominance and the Hawaiian box... before chowing down.]


Food first, talking to him will be way less dangerous.

... Though I doubt he'll say much.

[freckledninja]

Can't he go up for fresh air? Smells worse than Donnie's lab after I mix everything together not that I ever do that cuz he'd yell at me like a lot but ya know if I did.

[timeshares]

Ha ha ha... no.

I can't trust him to take orders. And not kill people. You know, little things I'm supposed to be handling.

[freckledninja]

Not all dragons hurt people.

[timeshares]

... Have a lot of experience with that?

[freckledninja]

[...



...hmm]

Alligators are kinda like dragons, right?

[timeshares]

....

Does that LOOK like an alligator to you?

[freckledninja]

A little bit? Like a mutated one.

[timeshares]

I'm going to assume there's some Mist going on there.

[freckledninja]

I haven't drank ANYTHING today.

[timeshares]

Oooofff course not.

[freckledninja]

I see the ten headed crusty dragonman just like everyone else does.

[timeshares]

[Dragons being particularly powerful Mist, it's actually impressive, all considered.]

Huh. Good to know.

But yeah, now you see why I needed the pizza.

[freckledninja]

For these guys you shoulda seriously gone deep dish. Maybe some pasta bowls too.

[timeshares]

It wouldn't make a difference... it's more the offering than the food.

I don't think it appreciates pizza so much as the idea of it.

[freckledninja]

......................................................but pizza.

[timeshares]

He even demands the GOOD pizza. Can't taste it. It's probably the biggest tragedy on this ship.

[From the boxes, two of the heads lift and hiss at Luke.]

[freckledninja]

You two need to get along. You three?

Whatever. You guys try to make nice! You're teammates!

[timeshares]

[The other eight heads lift, focusing on the turtle. Their eyes glitter with intelligence and barely concealed malevolence. One of the heavy, clawed legs moves closer to the two.]

... Time to go.

[freckledninja]

Yeah, this guy seems crankypants.

[timeshares]

[Maybe the dragon's name was crankypants. Maybe it understood enough to know it was being insulted. Maybe they just looked a little more tasty than the remains of the garlic bread crust in the boxes. Whatever it was, the beast lunged with unusual speed, all ten heads snapping at the two.]