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[timeshares]

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[timeshares]

.. For whatever you actually are. You stay in character pretty well.

[He crouches by the turtles side and takes another slice instead of the whole stack. When WAS the last time he ate? Doesn't matter, it makes it more delicious. He'll have to go back and get more... but this... wasn't a bad delay.

Carnivorous tortoises? Like the ones that guard the Saronic coast? Might be useful.]

[freckledninja]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[pulls himself into a sitting position and has himself another slice too]

You never said who you are.

[timeshares]

[It... is hard with Michelangelo looking doofily friendly at you to ... you know. Keep up suspicions of man eating tendencies.]

Luke.

How deep does this tunnel system go?

[freckledninja]

Uh. I don't think I'm suppose to talk about that stuff or Master Splinter is gonna wallop me one.

[timeshares]

Look, that's twelve boxes of pizza right there.

One of them loaded.

Two of them with ambrosia garnish.

All I need to know... is there a labrynth down there or not.

[freckledninja]

Whoa, Labyrinth? I LOVE that movie! The song about the Dance Magic is the best!

[timeshares]

The place, slugger. Not the Bowie flick.

[freckledninja]

Oh.

Uh, no. It's confusing but not THAT bad.

[timeshares]

... Shame.

[This would have been a convenient entrance.

Welp. He's got time to finish his pizza anyway. ... And then get back and get more. Before some of the nastier things on the boat start considering demigods as a nutritious alternative.]

So... you defend this area?

[freckledninja]

It's my home.

[said as though that explains it all. And it kinda does]

[timeshares]

[That's... a little bittersweet.]

Fine. I'll be out of your h... shell, I guess. In just a few. I'm taking two of those though.

[A gesture towards the pizza.]

The dragon is really NOT going to wait for me to get another set.

[freckledninja]

Not the Purple Dragons, right? Those guys are jerks.

[timeshares]

Well. This one IS from New York. Only one, definitely more scaly.

[freckledninja]

.................did one of them get mutated?

[timeshares]

....

He's got ten heads.

And poison fangs. Pretty impressive.

[freckledninja]

Is it the tall guy? Was it the tall guy??

[timeshares]

Couldn't tell you. I'm sure someone could ask, but I have a bit of a problem with dragons, myself.

[freckledninja]

Really? Purple Dragons are kinda small fries.

[timeshares]

I'm talking the real ones.

[freckledninja]

Can I see a real dragon?

[timeshares]

...

[Recruit it now, figure out what it is later... ... feed the damn dragon. As far as plans go...]

You can... but there will be some ground rules...

[freckledninja]

What are they? I am GREAT at rules.

[timeshares]

...

... you know what. Lets just leave it as, if I give you an order that is for your safety and well being, follow it.

[He picks up some of the tragically cooling pizza boxes.]

[freckledninja]

How about heartfelt advice between friends instead of orders?

[timeshares]

[HA HA HA. FRIENDS.]

Whatever makes you happy, man.