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[timeshares]

[He. He doesn't answer.

This has to be a trap... Is this his fatal flaw? 80s cartoons?





BUT IF IT ISN'T!!!!!!!

He had all the figures.]

[freckledninja]

So~~~ I can totally have some pizza, right?

[doesn't wait for an answer, sitting down and starting to go to town on that sweet sweet pepperoni]

[timeshares]

[Somewhere in the back of his mind, there's a part of him that knows that if he got into horrible danger Kronos wont let him die. That this sort of temptation has taken down far more worthy heroes than him.

That Ethan knows where he was going...


So this is fine right. He's.... he's SO DONE.

He sets the stack down.

Sits down.

And reaches for a slice himself.]

So aren't there four of you?

[That TOTALLY doesn't sound vaguely hopeful.]

[freckledninja]

Yeah, my bros. They're off doing, you know, whatever. Being nerdy and angry and dorky. Bro stuff.

I'd bring ya home but they'd get all lecturey at me.

[timeshares]

[He takes a moment to pull the cheese off of the top of his pizza and eat it. It's a bit like eating the middles out of oreoes.]

So. I guess you don't need the whole box....

[freckledninja]

Uh, being a ninja burns a TON of calories. I need like three.

[timeshares]

And I've got about five hellhounds waiting on it.

I'm not seeing the advantage.

[freckledninja]

I'm still seeing it as yo, ninjas are way cooler than some angry dogs. Can you chill with a hellhound? They sound the most UNchill.

I mean. Hell is like right there in the name.

[timeshares]

Yeah? I haven't seen any proof of the ninja part.

At least I know the hell hounds are authentic.

[freckledninja]

[holds up an egg







throws it down and in a blink he's behind Luke. He becomes 200% better at stealth when the smokebombs are involved. He's actually the most talented of the brothers when he uses them.]

You think you can HANDLE that much ninja?

[timeshares]

Really?

[The smoke curls around the room and Micky may notice that... the pizza boxes. INCLUDING the open box are now gone. No sound, no trace of a person.

Luke's not a ninja. But he IS the son of the god of thieves. There's no attack.

... But that might be your ipod turning on somewhere in the farther corner of the room.]

[freckledninja]

Dude, you're awesome!

I mean, I'm gonna get my stuff back. And your stuff. Cuz I'm hungry.

But awesome!

[He IS gonna go grab his ipod first though, literally dancing over to it]

[timeshares]

[... Okay no one is ever going to admit to enjoying being called awesome by a turtle THAT MUCH.

Luckily, there's a lot of smoke in the room.

Still, a challenge is a challenge... Waits until the ninja groves close enough and DODGE.]

[freckledninja]

Not bad my man!

[It's a good dodge for sure, but Mikey can move pretty well himself. Not even so much as a stumble, in fact he's still dancing and it looks like a natural flow of the dance if anyone can see through the smoke to watch.]

You can run but you ca--well, you are hiding but not for long!

You sturdy, dude? Can you hang with ninjas?

[timeshares]

[For all that Luke HASN'T replied... the ipod still plays.

And he finds himself grinning, unconsciously. This IS STILL PROBABLY A TRAP. But it's worth it. It's getting harder to keep out of the reach of his dancing foe, especially balancing several pizza boxes...

So he does something diabolical. Something truly, cunning.]



[He shuffles the ipod to a slower song.]

[freckledninja]

[his movements DO get slower. But they also become stronger and more focused.....

And then he's got out the nunhucks! YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS! He does a couple of cool chucking moves, like a turtle do. And then switches it fast as a blink to kusarigama mode and sends it out in Luke's general direction. Up high, as if perhaps expecting to hit some held aloft overhead pizza boxes. it's sharp, he doesn't actually wanna HIT Luke. Just ya know.

Pizza.]

Coming in for a slice!

[timeshares]

What the...

That is NOT canon!

[In the smokey room, the tresspasser finally speaks, offense plain in his voice. It may not matter, because the kusarigama hits it's mark, sending the boxes up into the air in a gentle arc.

In the mean time, Luke strikes hard and fast at the chain of the weapon, hoping to knock it... and the ninja wide.]

[freckledninja]

Why would I have a CANNON?

[Mikey IS drawing back from the retaliation. the smoke probably cleared by now]

Everyone YELLS at me when I have guns and stuff.

[timeshares]

[Which gives Luke enough time to dart in and catch the boxes. The pizza casualties remain at zero. The kid's fast.

With a sigh, he throws the ipod back towards the ninja turtle.]


You should just show your real self, you're not going to tempt me any further.

[freckledninja]

[catches the ipod]

My real self, huh? You're asking~ for it.

[tucks that ipod away and. COMING AT YA BRO AT A FULL NINJA RUN! HE'S CHUCKING HARD AND

and no wait suddenly dropping a chuck and water balloon in Luke's face because hey. He asked for his real self and HIS REAL SELF at least today IS DOCTOR PRANKENSTIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!




and that probably helps distract him from the leg sweep that's oncoming]

[timeshares]

[He pivots, the sudden grin on his face causing the deep scar to ripple. He side steps ready to strike between the whirling nunh-



KER-SPLASH DIRECT HIT TO THE FACE, the sweep takes him just as easily.

And the sword clatters as he hits the ground. PIZZAS SAILING IN A GENTLE ARC ACROSS THE ROOM.]

[freckledninja]

[practically BOUNCING off the wall so he can dive and catch the pizza]

FREE MEAL NOOOOOOOOOOO

[timeshares]

[.... So.

... ....


He might be trying not to grin as he- without getting up from his prone and puddle filled location - just snags the skateboard from the wall and sends it rolling at the ninja turtle.]

[freckledninja]

[He does catch the pizza!

he just. also steps onto the skateboard as he does and takes a header. he chooses wisely to save the pizza over his face.

so worth it]

[timeshares]

[In the mean time, Luke gets up as the ninja turtle does a neat skid across the floor. Pizza carefully held out of the harm of friction and the five second rule.]

...

I hate to admit, but you might have earned that pizza by now.